You know your car is dirty when it looks like you've put an artsy film grain on the pic

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/10/2019 at 20:25 • Filed to: None

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Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2019 at 21:08

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I’m embarrassed to show you my black car. I need a full color correction at this point. I might do it, and a ceramic, now that the rainy season is over.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2019 at 22:04

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At least it’s not clean but faded from improper I washing techniques.

((This Audi is down the other end of my street and belongs to a new neighbour. It looks dirty, but it’s actually a trick of the light with hazing and holograms making it look like someone’s dragged a cloth back and forward around a dirty car) )

A few hours and it could look nearly new again.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 06/10/2019 at 22:27

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You haven't seen the front end of my car up close yet

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2019 at 22:36

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Go on, don't tease me. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 06/10/2019 at 22:59

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Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Except it's rock chips.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2019 at 23:07

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You’ll be fine.

Get some cocktail sticks and mix the correct paint colour 60% paint and 40% lacquer and stipple into the chips, building up the paint as you go.